Funny Ah Beng Jokes

From our alumni's funny collection. Hope you have a good laugh!

#1. Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a SMS to everyone in his Phone Book, ‘My Mobile no. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610′

#2. Ah Beng: 'I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College' .
Friend: 'Really, what is he studying?'
Ah Beng: 'No, he is not studying, they are studying him'.

#3. Ah Beng: 'Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night'.
DR: 'Take this tablet, you will be ok'.
Ah Beng: 'Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game'.

#4. Ah Beng: 'If I die, will u remarry?'
Wife: 'No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?'
Ah Beng: 'No, I’ll also stay with your sister'.

#5. Ah Beng: 'People consider me as a ‘GOD’.
Wife: 'How do you know?'
Ah Beng: 'When I went to the Park today, everybody said, ‘Oh GOD! You have come again.’

#6. Ah Beng complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.’ Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
Ah Beng: ‘I was watching TV news…’

#7. Ah Beng goes to his car & finds a note saying ‘Parking Fine’. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for complement.’

#8. How do you recognize Ah Beng in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

#9. Once, Ah Beng went for a walk he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So, a man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it could be hot.

#10. Ah Beng : 'Why are all these people running?'
Man: 'This is a race, the winner will get the cup'.
Ah Beng: 'If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?'

#11. Teacher: ‘I've killed a person’. 'Convert this sentence into future tense'.
Ah Beng: 'The future tense is ‘you will go to jail’.

#12. Ah Beng told his servant: ‘Go and water the plants!’
Servant: ‘It’s already raining.’
Ah Beng: ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go’.